'Wii Fit' will definitely get you moving

Beyond that, "Wii Fit" is kind of like "Brain Age" for your thighs. That is, the game regularly runs you through a battery of tests that are supposed to assess your fitness age — the idea being, the worse you do on these balance-oriented tests, the "older" and more out of shape you must be. The game then tracks how you progress over time in the hopes that regular "Wii Fit" usage will give you a "younger" state of fitness.

What's my 'Wii Fit' age?
When it comes to the aforementioned triathlon, I've been operating under the rather dubious if not downright delusional theory that the many years I spent exercising during my youth will somehow give me the juice I need to limp my way through the race. And so I was keen to find out what my "Wii Fit" age was.

But after running through the tests a couple days in a row, I wasn't sure if I should dance a happy little jig or break down into a wet weeping puddle. That's because, according to the wildly bi-polar "Wii Fit" assessment process, I'm either in possession of a dilapidated body 10 years older than my actual age, or I'm a surprisingly sprightly lass with the balance and the bod of a woman 14 years her  junior. That is, on the first day, the game told me my fitness age was 47, and on the second day, it told me I was 23. I am, as it happens, 37 years old.

My gut tells me that the first assessment is the more accurate one and that, barring a serious lifestyle change, I'm going to finish that triathlon in roughly the amount of time it takes a Twinkie to go stale. But geez, so much for an accurate measuring tool.

Nintendo In Nintendo's new "Wii Fit" exer-game, a personal trainer walks you through a variety of yoga poses and strength exercises, giving you pointers as you perform these exercises from atop the Wii Balance Board.

Longterm fitness tool? Doubtful
Which brings me to this: After spending several days with the game, I have mixed feelings about "Wii Fit's" long-term use as a fitness tool. On the positive side, when you're doing yoga poses or strength exercises, the game gives you immediate feedback — you can see your center of balance shifting right there on the screen in real time and that's an incredibly helpful tool for improving your technique.

Meanwhile, I can say that as I sit here typing away, I do so with sore thighs and calf muscles, which I attribute to several vigorous rounds of hula hooping (curtains firmly drawn) as well as the burn I got from doing the tree pose and some rowing squats with my personal trainer.

Still, I'm not convinced that much of the experience was compelling enough to make me more inclined to work out than I was before. After all, if I thought real-world gyms were skull-crushingly boring environments, they seem downright titillating when compared to the sterile digital gym you'll find yourself working out in during a round of "Wii Fit" yoga.  Meanwhile, the jogging mini-game — which had me jogging in place in my living room as I watched my Mii run through tranquil animated scenery – was so tedious I nearly jammed my fist in the garbage disposal just to liven things up a bit.

Don't get me wrong, the way I figure it, anything that gets people (and by "people," I mean "me") up off their couches and moving is probably a good thing. And "Wii Fit" does a really nice job making both a bit of exercise and a bit of gaming accessible to even those folks who've never executed a half-moon pose or laid hands on a gaming controller in their life.

'Wii Fit' more promising as a game
But it's the gaming part of "Wii Fit" and not the fitness part of "Wii Fit" that I think shows the most promise. That's because outside of the jogging mini-game, most of the video-gamey "exercises" were actually pretty darn fun (the skiing game in particular), and I wanted to keep playing to see how many more I could unlock.

So I think there's a real decent chance the Balance Board is going to be a fine tool for opening up some clever and accessible new ways to play video games.  Namco has already released "We Ski," a more expansive skiing game than "Wii Fit's," and Electronic Arts has announced that its next "Skate" game will use the board as well. Imagine: A skateboarding game that actually feels like skateboarding rather than thumb twiddling!

Still though, as the triathlon looms in the near distance, I can't help but hope that someone out there is working on a game that somehow allows me to get in shape while, at the same time, keeping my arse planted in the cushy confines of my couch. Nintendo? You're working on it … right?

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